The creative juices just aren't flowing.

February 19
Sono le nove di mattina.
It's 9:00 in the morning.

February 20
Quello è un vero furto.
That's a complete rip-off.

February 21
Non ho contanti.
I'm out of cash.

February 22
Quanto costa un taxi per andare al Colosseo?
How much is a taxi to the Colosseum?

February 23
Abbiamo una prenotazione.
We have a reservation.

February 24
Prendo quello che prende lei.
I'll have what she's having.

February 25
La macchina è ammaccata.
There's a dent in the car.

February 26
Stai benissimo. Sei invecchiata bene.
You look great. You've aged well.

I've been out of town. Don't judge.

February 18
Dove possiamo andare?
Where should we go?

February 19
Sono le nove di mattina.
It's 9:00 in the morning.

February 20
Quello è un vero furto.
That's a complete rip-off.

February 21
Non ho contanti.
I'm out of cash. 

Today

Vorrei presentarti i miei amici.
I'd like you to meet my friends.

Moving right along.

Che belle scarpe.
I love your shoes.

Domingo

È una maglietta orrenda.
That's a hideous t-shirt.

25 Things

And for today...

Parlo solo in po' d'italiano.
I speak only a little Italian.

Back on track?

Mi hanno rubato il portafogli.
Someone stole my wallet.

Those who fall behind get left behind.

February 10
Come hai detto che ti chiami?
What was your name again?

February 11
Sto ho i postumi da ubriacatura. Mi sento la nausea.
I'm hung over. I feel nauseated.

February 12
Chiama un dottore!
Call a doctor!

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

So appropriate

Quali sono le previsioni per oggi?
What's the weather supposed to be like today?

Just a few words today, and that in pencil...

Vorrei andare in palestra.
I'd like to go to the gym.

If anybody knows who penned the words of the title of this post, you'll be my best friend forever.

Also, today just feels good. Me and Jesus are pretty tight, the weather is perfect, and things are just in their proper places. Soon, I will post a video.

This really would have come in handy when I was in Italy...

... 'cause I would have known to steer clear.

 
Dov'è la spiaggia nudista?
Where's the nude beach?

I'm on a roll, here.

L'acqua è brulicante di squali.
The water is teeming with sharks. 

Just one?

Non sei il mio tipo.
You're just not my type.

Mambo Italiano (It had to happen sooner or later...)

January 1
Ha qualcosa meno caro?
Do you have something cheaper?

January 2
Vedi qualcun altro?
Are you seeing someone else?

January 3
Voglio solo andare a fare una passeggiata?
I just want to go for a walk.

January 4
Dove posso comprare dei romanzi spazzatura?
Where can I buy trashy novels?